1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:02,868 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,965 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,525 ♪ ♪ 4 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,614 ♪ ♪ 5 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,961 WOMAN (over P.A.): Dr. Coniff, Emergency Room One, stat. 6 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:39,398 Dr. Coniff, Emergency Room One, stat. 7 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,170 DAVID: There were hundreds of babies born in Los Angeles County 8 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,571 two days ago. 9 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,509 Black babies, white babies, big babies and small babies. 10 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,278 But only one baby so special that she'll go through life 11 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,247 with the name... 12 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,382 Damn it, lady, get out of there! 13 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,417 (sighs) 14 00:01:58,485 --> 00:01:59,717 The nurse ruined my shot again. 15 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,286 I gotta do it one more time. 16 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,622 David, visiting hours were over an hour ago. 17 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,390 Mel and Jackie are going to be bringing it home 18 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,558 first thing tomorrow morning. 19 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,759 It's not like you're not gonna 20 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,328 get another chance to see it pooping and drooling 21 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,528 for the rest of its life. 22 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,230 Don't worry, Erin, 23 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,766 your sister's just jealous 'cause you're so gorgeous. 24 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:18,036 I didn't say you weren't gorgeous. 25 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,338 The truth is, at this point, 26 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,340 the only way anybody can tell it's a girl 27 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,308 is because they wrap her in a pink blanket. 28 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,210 I got news for you, Kel. 29 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,546 That's not the only way they can tell it's a girl. 30 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,381 You are so disgusting. 31 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,716 (chuckles) 32 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,985 See you at home, kiddo. 33 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,888 Welcome to the world. 34 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,323 JIM: She's ungrateful, 35 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,327 she's deceitful, she's irrational. 36 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,429 What we've got here is a manipulative little girl, 37 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,265 who is spoiled rotten to the core. 38 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,800 I can't listen to this anymore. 39 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,903 Honey, I don't blame you. 40 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,371 If anything, I blame myself. 41 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:55,774 All those years, she was daddy's "little bunnyfish." 42 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,110 Whatever Brenda want, Brenda got. 43 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,177 Kisses and hugs. 44 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,478 No questions asked. 45 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:01,980 No wonder she has no respect 46 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,248 for parental authority. 47 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,817 She's out of control! Out of control! 48 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,053 No, Jim, she is in perfect control, 49 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,055 and she's been ever since you decided 50 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,656 to go to war with Dylan McKay. 51 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,559 Are you forgetting how many times she has blatantly lied 52 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,194 to us in the last six weeks? 53 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,496 Of course not, but stomping around the house threatening 54 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,398 to use "the full extent of the law", 55 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,667 that's not going to bring our family back together again. 56 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,370 I just can't sit back and do nothing, knowing 57 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,938 that she shacked up with that guy. 58 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,509 Honey, I know how you feel. 59 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,478 What do you propose we do about it? 60 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,146 I mean, lock her in a chastity belt, 61 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,448 keep her in her room until we're ready to become grandparents? 62 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:41,319 For starters. 63 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,523 Oh, I haven't slept in two days. 64 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:49,027 Look, why don't we just hold out for another day or two 65 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,929 and see what happens? 66 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,197 And if that doesn't work? 67 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,300 Then we wring her neck. 68 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,510 I'm going out. 69 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,546 What? 70 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,048 Could you turn off the vacuum cleaner? 71 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,083 I can't hear you. 72 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,350 Let me turn off the vacuum cleaner. 73 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,154 Sorry. What were you saying? 74 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,591 Bren, I appreciate you cleaning up around here, I really do, 75 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,826 but could you wait until I'm gone? 76 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,395 Sure. 77 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,763 Are you going to the beach? 78 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,165 Yeah, maybe. 79 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,332 When do you think you'll be back? 80 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,435 Tonight. Don't, don't worry about it. 81 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,237 I'm not worried. It's just that I don't know 82 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,638 if you want me to fix dinner. 83 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,808 It's a little hard to start thinking about dinner 84 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,343 when you haven't even had breakfast yet. 85 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,311 I'm sorry. Do you want me to fix you something? 86 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,713 Some eggs? Toast, cereal? 87 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,481 Bren, I'm not hungry, 88 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,916 okay? 89 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,586 (vacuum cleaner starts) 90 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,521 (vacuum cleaner stops) 91 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,523 Hey, I'm sorry. 92 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:53,858 Even on good days, 93 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,626 I can be a bear in the morning. 94 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:59,064 But I do love you, you know that. 95 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,498 You'd better not be saying that 96 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,300 just to make me feel better. 97 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,569 I'll be back tonight. 98 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,238 Oh, um, 99 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,574 we are in desperate need of some laundry detergent. 100 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,343 Can you pick some up at the market 101 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,677 on your way back, please? 102 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,379 No problem. 103 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:15,580 And while you're at the store, 104 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,815 you might as well get something for dinner. 105 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,650 Some fish, chicken... whatever you want. 106 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,018 Doesn't matter. I'll be here. 107 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,053 Have a nice day. 108 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,214 They stuck you with a temperamental lounge chair, huh? 109 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:52,116 Yeah, you'd think The Beverly Hills Beach Club 110 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,551 could afford one what works. 111 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,720 No, that'd be too easy. 112 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,060 (chuckles) 113 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,463 This puppy's worthless, but if you go over there, 114 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,164 I think you'll find what I truly believe 115 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,667 is the best spot on the beach. 116 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,801 Really? Why is it so good? 117 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,105 Well, great breeze off the ocean, rays all day, 118 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,708 and it just happens to be right next to where I'm sitting. 119 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,177 I'm Steve Sanders. 120 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,646 Hi, Steve. I'm Rorie. 121 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,614 Yes, you are. 122 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,054 This is so weird. 123 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,155 This is just like nostalgia. 124 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,689 I mean, this is our very last 125 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:32,724 farewell-to-the-Beach-Club- burger. 126 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:33,858 Donna, what are you talking about? 127 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,026 We're not leaving for three days. 128 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,794 I know. I just have so much packing to do. 129 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,396 You haven't packed yet? 130 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,499 Maybe I shouldn't be going. 131 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,167 Donna, are you getting cold feet again? 132 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,969 Kelly, I don't even speak French. 133 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,170 So you'll take a dictionary. 134 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,438 It's no big deal. 135 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,107 I gotta agree. Studying in Paris 136 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,909 for six weeks is a tres cool concept. 137 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:54,546 I know, I'm just going to miss you so much. 138 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,954 Excuse me. 139 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,122 Um, are Brenda and her parents back on speaking terms yet? 140 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,291 Hardly. Why? 141 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:09,728 Hello, Mrs. Walsh. 142 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,129 Congratulations. 143 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,630 Oh, thank you. 144 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,166 So what's it like having a new little person in the house? 145 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,467 Great. 146 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,769 It's pretty cool. 147 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,104 I think we'll let her stay around for awhile. 148 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,538 How's your mom doing? 149 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,107 Well, she's tired. 150 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,542 But then, I guess you know what it's like having kids. 151 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,378 Yes, in fact, I do. 152 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,447 Uh, listen, 153 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,316 have any of you seen Brandon? 154 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,851 No. 155 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:38,590 Excuse me, they said somebody got locked out of their cabana? 156 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,959 I think I'll die of embarrassment now. 157 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,094 Oh, the shame of it. 158 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,130 Can you ever forgive me? 159 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,765 It'll be tough, 160 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,667 but I think I can rise to the occasion. 161 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,209 Steve, want to hear a poem I just wrote? 162 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,845 Do I have a choice? Nope. 163 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,112 Here it is. 164 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:04,215 "Don't look now, the summer has begun. 165 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,951 The babes have landed, and guess who just landed one?" 166 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,520 All right! 167 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,621 Stud mania out of control. 168 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,524 Well, guess who else met a girl today? 169 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,591 You? 170 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,493 Earthquake material. 171 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:16,494 Must be contagious. 172 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,495 Ah! I hope not. 173 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:18,897 I'm going out with her tonight. 174 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,131 You work fast. 175 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,265 I've got to; she's only going to 176 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,433 be in L.A. for a week. 177 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,235 Mine, too. She's going back to Florida. 178 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,270 Visiting her Aunt Betty in Brentwood. 179 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,107 Is that the girl you asked out? 180 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,044 Yeah. 181 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,612 Me, too. 182 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,613 No. 183 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,614 Yes! 184 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,816 Steve, now settle. 185 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,483 Brandon, I met her first. 186 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,253 Steve, it's customary in America 187 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,055 for women to have some sort of say 188 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,824 over who they're gonna go out with, is it not? 189 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,626 Fine. She's yours. 190 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,660 You go out with her. 191 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:50,661 Steve, what's your problem? 192 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:51,662 Brandon, I'm not going 193 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,964 to compete with you over a girl. 194 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,399 I know what she's going to say. 195 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,800 I've been down that road before. She's going to say... 196 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,801 Hey, Steve, how ya doin'? 197 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,737 See ya in a couple of hours. 198 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,750 Twins?! 199 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,385 Could this be? 200 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,555 Twins. You jerk. 201 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:22,460 What can I say, man, other than "Wanna double date?" 202 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,130 (laughs) 203 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,797 Yeah! 204 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,734 ANDREA: So the rage at camp is to come up with these "hip" nicknames. 205 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,869 And we got Maya Papaya, Briana Banana 206 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,171 and Heather The Feather. 207 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,140 So what's your "hip" nickname? 208 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,307 Andrea Schmandria. 209 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,743 (chuckles) 210 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,745 Lovely. So what would mine be, 211 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,780 like, uh, Landon Brandon? 212 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,516 "Walsh Rarebit." 213 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,351 Ooh, et tu, Brute? 214 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,253 Oh, yes, et tu. Ciao-ciao. 215 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,320 'Night, chief. 216 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,421 Bye. 217 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:55,793 Mom. 218 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,629 Oh, fancy meeting you here. 219 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,297 Yeah, guess I just don't think 220 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,266 of you and Dad as members yet, sorry. 221 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,766 Well, that's okay, neither do we. 222 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,636 (chuckles) 223 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,837 So when's Dad finally going 224 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,339 to show his ugly mug down here? 225 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,407 Oh, not until we find a way 226 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,042 to break this impasse with Brenda. 227 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,544 Have you heard from her? 228 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,946 No, but I think that's mostly because 229 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,614 she doesn't want me to get stuck 230 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,882 in the middle of it again. 231 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,451 I understand. 232 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,719 I just wonder how she'd react 233 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,420 if you did get in touch with her. 234 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,888 I mean, on your own, of course. 235 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,122 I'm just curious what she'd say. 236 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,123 I don't know, Mom. 237 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,125 Want me to call her up and find out? 238 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,894 Or you could go over there in person 239 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,696 to see how she's doing-- I mean, if you want. 240 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,998 And put myself right back in the middle of it? 241 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,835 I'm not asking you to spy on her, Brandon, 242 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,571 but something's got to give. 243 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,243 Mom, you know your tan sports sack, 244 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,511 the one you always travel with? 245 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,345 I'm familiar with it. 246 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,346 Is it okay 247 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,980 if Donna borrows it for the summer. 248 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,916 Why not? I'm not going anywhere. 249 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,983 It's all set. 250 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:55,553 Okay, I'll bring it by tomorrow. 251 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,654 Donna, stop worrying. 252 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,723 Everything will be okay. 253 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,925 I love you, too. 254 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,293 Good-bye. 255 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,229 Geez, talk about Miss Jitters. 256 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,297 Is she scared of flying? 257 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,332 Scared of packing. 258 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,700 (chuckles) 259 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,302 Oh, my God, you're nursing. 260 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,770 Well, we're trying. 261 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:17,976 That's... so maternal instinct. 262 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,344 That's me. 263 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,945 I'm mama. 264 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,014 Mama. 265 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,482 And this is Kelly. 266 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,384 Can you say Kelly? 267 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,419 By the time she gets back from Paris, 268 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,222 you'll be such a big girl, she won't even know you. 269 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,724 Yes, you will. 270 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:36,561 Do you want to hold her? 271 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,329 Is it okay? 272 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,330 Sure, she won't bite. 273 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,232 She doesn't have any teeth. 274 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,401 Just be sure and hold her head up for support. 275 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,401 Okay. 276 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,402 Are you ready? 277 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,638 Yeah. 278 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,508 You got it. There you go. 279 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,909 There you go. 280 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,712 Hey, there, munchkin. 281 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:57,181 Oh, she smells like toast. 282 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,483 Right out of the oven. 283 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,018 Hi, baby. 284 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,486 I'm your sister. 285 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,322 (chuckles) 286 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,290 Can you say Kelly? 287 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,325 Can you? 288 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,232 You want half this burrito, babe? 289 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,499 It's really good. 290 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,501 I'm fine, thank you. You sure? 291 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,571 Yeah, I'm not really into frozen lard 292 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,205 and hydrogenated bean oil. 293 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,742 Did you or did you not tell me I could get 294 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,311 anything I wanted? I also said 295 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,646 we desperately needed to do a load of laundry. 296 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,716 If you were so desperate, why didn't you go to the store? 297 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,085 In what car, Dylan? You were gone all day! 298 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,319 You should've walked! You know, 299 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,388 I would've walked, but you told me you were going. 300 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,191 I went! Oh, and just forgot to get everything that we needed! 301 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,126 (doorbell rings) 302 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,227 Look, Dylan... Listen, Brenda... 303 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,197 (doorbell rings) 304 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,140 Hi, guys. 305 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,810 Did I come at a bad time? 306 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,112 No, not at all. 307 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,280 Yeah, come on in. 308 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,448 Thanks. 309 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,783 I was just on my way to the store. 310 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,452 I got to get some detergent. 311 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,786 But I'll be back. 312 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,987 Are you hungry? 313 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,489 Yeah, what do you got? 314 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,459 Oh, there's a killer bean burrito in the freezer in there. 315 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,593 Cool. 316 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,829 Later, chief. 317 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,664 (exhales): Long time, no see. 318 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,199 How you doing? Couldn't be better. 319 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,902 BRANDON: So she's looking me straight in the eye, telling me 320 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,070 how wonderful everything is, 321 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,372 and I can tell she's lying through her teeth. 322 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,074 But when I press her on it, 323 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,176 she gets up and starts washing the dishes. 324 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,045 You say she and Dylan are fighting? 325 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,612 Well, not while I was there, 326 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,015 but I could tell the vibes weren't so hot. 327 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,516 How do you know that? 328 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,252 Without compromising your neutrality. 329 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,654 Let me put it to you this way, Dad. 330 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,523 Dylan's sleeping by himself on the couch. 331 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,124 (sighs): Thank God for small favors. 332 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,692 CINDY: Well, did she ask 333 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,261 how your father and I are doing? 334 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,130 Uh, no, not really. 335 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,933 She said something about digging in her heels, 336 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,668 but I think if you held out an olive branch 337 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,069 she might just come around. 338 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,671 And do what, forgive us 339 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,906 for all the terrible things we haven't done? 340 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,808 Come on, Brandon, from what you're saying, 341 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,844 to convince Brenda to come around 342 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,780 will take a court injunction or a miracle worker. 343 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,515 (groans softly) 344 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,021 KELLY: Hi, Mom. 345 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,422 Kelly... 346 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,091 what are you doing? 347 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,925 Well, Erin started crying, 348 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,428 so I thought I should change her diaper. 349 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,930 Well, honey, that was very sweet of you. 350 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,732 I'm sorry she woke you up. 351 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,135 No, she didn't wake me; I wasn't sleeping. 352 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,637 What have you been doing 353 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,172 for the last six hours? 354 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,673 Watching her. 355 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:40,545 But when I was rocking her and she looked up at me... 356 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,547 it was, like, I started thinking, 357 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,616 this is the miracle of life. 358 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,118 I'm holding the perfect essence of the universe 359 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,786 right here in my arms. 360 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,489 This is getting a little philosophical 361 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,124 for 4:30 in the morning. 362 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,960 No, just hear me out, because what really blows me away... 363 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,262 Look at her. 364 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,731 She looks exactly like me. 365 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,366 Yes, she does. 366 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,035 (laughs) 367 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,837 And that's because she's my sister, 368 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,173 and you're my mom. 369 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,875 This is my family... 370 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:16,547 and I'm a major part of it for the very first time in my life, 371 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:20,084 and I don't want to miss any part of that. 372 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,119 And that's why... 373 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,756 I'm not going away for the summer. 374 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,423 Kelly, what are you saying? 375 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,159 I've already been to Europe three times. 376 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,263 I don't need to be sent away to find myself. 377 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,467 What I need to do is stay here... 378 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,502 where I belong. 379 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,737 Huh? 380 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,573 You think so, too, don't you? 381 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,910 (laughs) 382 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,550 (TV playing) 383 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,053 (knock at door) (doorbell rings) 384 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,563 Bonjour, travelers. 385 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,032 (sobbing) Oh, Donna... 386 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,901 Donna, what's wrong? 387 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,902 Her mom's making her go to Paris. 388 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,170 (Donna snorting, sobbing) 389 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,140 Can we come in? 390 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,242 Stop crying. 391 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,911 I'm not blaming, Kelly-- I just wish 392 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,046 she would've blown off the trip while my mom 393 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,447 still could've gotten her deposit back. 394 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,783 It's not like I did it on purpose. I know. 395 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,418 I think it's great that you're bonding 396 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,720 with this new life force, but are you telling me 397 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,522 this has nothing to do with Jake? No. 398 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,458 If anything, I'm trying to put him out of my head. 399 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:38,762 (groans): I can't spend a whole summer in Paris by myself. 400 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,597 Donna, you'll meet people, you'll make friends. 401 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,466 I mean, you'll be in Paris. 402 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,168 La ville de la lumiere. 403 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,804 La ville des jolies poules. 404 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,907 Well, it's easy for you to say-- you speak French. 405 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,008 Un petit peu. 406 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,643 I speak nothing. 407 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,045 Donna, it's okay. It's an immersion program. 408 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,381 You'll be parlez-vous-ing before you know it. 409 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,483 Are you still gonna help me pack? 410 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,118 I promised you I would. 411 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,654 Yeah, you also promised to be my roommate for the summer. 412 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,955 Donna, I'm sorry. 413 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,725 How could I have known that I would be so connected 414 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,628 by the sensation of finally being part of a real family, 415 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,029 you know? 416 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,832 So... what are you doing after tomorrow? 417 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,300 Oh, yeah, right, I'll be a stowaway 418 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,401 in one of your suitcases. 419 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,036 Oh, come on, it would be so much fun 420 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,271 to be with you in Paris. 421 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,872 Yeah, but since I'm not talking to my parents, 422 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,474 it'd be kind of hard to hit them up 423 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,741 for the money to send me there. 424 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,577 Yeah, and plus you'd have to leave Dylan. 425 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,980 What about me? I'm leaving David. 426 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,348 Oh, this is different. 427 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,250 Brenda and Dylan are living together. 428 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:35,252 They're making a statement, a beautiful statement. 429 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,255 How's it going? 430 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,990 It couldn't be better. 431 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,426 DYLAN: I'm telling you Brandon, she's making me crazy. 432 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,827 I kind of got that last night. 433 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,429 Oh, you don't know the half of it. 434 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,032 Dylan, to be truthful, I don't want to know the half of it. 435 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,666 I don't want to know any of it. 436 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,236 I mean, it's one thing if you're putting down my old man, but... 437 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,838 Aah, when it comes to my sister, I'd still want to hear it. 438 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,441 Oh, no, don't get me wrong, man, I mean, I love your sister, 439 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,877 but was she always so into ironing everything? 440 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,879 (laughs): Only when she gets depressed. 441 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,447 Oh, that's terrific. 442 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,817 Look at it this way-- you could always just ship her home. 443 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,386 No, I can't, man-- there's a major principle involved here. 444 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,889 And what principle is that, Dylan? 445 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,425 Misery loves company? 446 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,367 Hi, Mom. 447 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,002 (chuckles): Brenda. 448 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,038 Kelly said that you were at the Beach Club yesterday 449 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,073 asking about me, so I just wanted to stop in 450 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,741 and assure you that I'm alive and well, 451 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,410 and despite our recent fallout with you guys, 452 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,179 that... everything's great 453 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,114 and I'm very happy about my decision. 454 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,051 Which decision is that? 455 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,952 To be with Dylan in the open. 456 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,354 Ah. 457 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,823 As a matter of fact, I'm happier than I've been 458 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,858 in a long time, probably my whole life. 459 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,593 (chuckles): Well... 460 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,562 um, I'm glad you're happy. 461 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,630 I am. 462 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,565 I'm glad. 463 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:59,236 It's not always easy, though. 464 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,305 Wha-What's not easy? 465 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,308 You know, life, day-to-day routine. 466 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,581 You know, the place looks the same. 467 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,018 Feels different, though-- I guess that's because I'm not here anymore. 468 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,821 You're here now. 469 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,858 I can't stay, Mom, not under his rules. 470 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:26,630 Not until he can show me a little respect. 471 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,000 Respect is something you earn, Brenda. 472 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,671 Uh, listen, before I forget, I got a couple of cassettes 473 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,974 on how to speak French for Kelly and Donna. 474 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,776 Oh, just Donna. 475 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,945 Kelly decided to stay in town with Jackie and baby Erin for the summer. 476 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,547 Really? 477 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,149 (chuckles): Yeah, can you believe it? 478 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,285 I mean, I'm sure the baby is cute and all, but if it were me, 479 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,554 I would give anything to be able to study in Paris. 480 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,760 Well, I hope you know what you're doing with Dylan, honey. 481 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,797 Uh, just lock the door when you leave. 482 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,465 Wh-Where are you going? 483 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,301 The Beach Club. Have a nice day. 484 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,875 Brandon. Hey, man, just in time to grab your own wheels. 485 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,110 The girls aren't here yet. Yeah. 486 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,780 Um, there's a little proposition I'd like to float by you 487 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,383 before they get here. Why do I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this? 488 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,318 Oh, you're gonna love it-- it's convincing them 489 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,955 to go along with it, that's gonna be the tricky part. 490 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,423 Go on. Okay. 491 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,793 Today we do everything like we planned. 492 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,795 I'm with Rorie, you're with Claire, 493 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,764 we hang out, we go to the movies. 494 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,165 But tomorrow, 495 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,535 we pull the old switcheroo. 496 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,104 I'll be with Claire, and you be with Rorie. 497 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,706 How does that grab you? I don't know, Steve. 498 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,075 Brandon, come on, this is pure Fantasy Island time. 499 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,677 Two for the price of one. 500 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,846 That way, if one of them turns out to be a dud, 501 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,982 neither one of us has to suffer. 502 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,751 Wait a second, 503 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,354 didn't you go out with Rorie last night. 504 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,622 Yeah. 505 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,824 What, was it a total disaster? 506 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,793 Oh, no, no, no. She's a great girl. 507 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,027 She's tons of fun. 508 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,630 Uh-huh. But...? 509 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,767 But we spent most of the evening in the emergency room at Cedars. 510 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,569 She thought she had food poisoning. 511 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,471 They didn't pump her stomach or anything, 512 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,506 but what a way to get acquainted. 513 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,776 Who the hell goes to a crab house and orders squid? 514 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,445 You know? 515 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,679 Brandon, you shouldn't be laughing. 516 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,182 This wouldn't be that funny if it happened to you. 517 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,117 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it. 518 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,386 You know what, you got a real mean streak. 519 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,856 You know that, don't you? 520 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,858 I'm sorry. 521 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,629 So, how's the patient? 522 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,998 Well, she's more embarrassed than anything else, 523 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,666 but... she'll be fine. 524 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,468 She just has to lie down for a while. 525 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,703 Well, I'll lie down with her 526 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,138 if it'll make her feel better. 527 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,305 (laughs): I bet you would. 528 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,575 Hey, listen, are you hungry? Starving. 529 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,111 Order me something yummy, and I'll meet you up on the deck. 530 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,145 That's cool. 531 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,216 You are a lucky guy, Walsh. 532 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,219 You meet a girl, and immediately you get Karma for life. 533 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,121 I meet a beautiful damsel in distress, 534 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,890 and it turns out I'm the one in distress. 535 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,793 Steve, Rorie's cool-- she's just having a bad run of luck. 536 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,863 Being in the sun was too intense for her. Want to trade? 537 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,365 Don't be a jerk, all right? 538 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,866 We're all gonna go out tonight, 539 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,334 we're gonna have a great time. 540 00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,569 You'll see-- everything'll be fine. Yeah. 541 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,439 JIM: She was here? 542 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,608 She was in this house, and you didn't lock her in the basement? 543 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,277 We don't have a basement, Jim. Well, we should get one. 544 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,279 Look, I felt the same way you do 545 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,782 until it dawned on me why she came over here. 546 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,719 She came here to raid our refrigerator, 547 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,453 and bring more clothes back to Dylan's house. 548 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,022 She was looking for a way to make peace, Jim. 549 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,891 How can you say that? 550 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,859 Did she apologize? 551 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,563 Did she express any concern for our feelings? 552 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,598 Did she do anything other than 553 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,000 insult you and announce that she will never 554 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,569 live in this house under our rules again? 555 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,972 Fine, if all you want to do is escalate the battle, 556 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,942 then by all means, call your lawyer friend 557 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,910 and go on the attack. 558 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,713 But if you have any interest in regaining the love 559 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,047 and loyalty of the only daughter 560 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,950 we're going to have in this lifetime, 561 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,118 then I strongly suggest that you sit down 562 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,522 and listen to what I have to say for a change. 563 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:12,956 I'm listening. 564 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,926 Hallelujah. 565 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,967 Was I supposed to bring home dinner? 566 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,769 I don't know. Were you? 567 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,038 Who cares, right? 568 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,673 I care. 569 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,074 Yeah, you do. 570 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,943 Do you need me to go to the market? 571 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,979 Dylan, I just want you to hold me. 572 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:45,021 Oh, baby. 573 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,590 What are we doing? 574 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,525 I don't know. 575 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,861 But whatever we're doing, Bren, we gotta stop. 576 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,730 I mean, we gotta stop pretending that we're married 577 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,300 or we're going to get a divorce. 578 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,202 I saw my mother today. 579 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,636 Where? 580 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,871 My house. 581 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:07,477 Then she had to go and I was there all by myself, 582 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:13,584 so I went upstairs and sat in my father's chair. 583 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:15,586 For the first time, I starting thinking 584 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:19,789 that maybe my family would've been better off 585 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:25,596 if we had just stayed in Minnesota. 586 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:28,531 And then I started thinking about you. 587 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,808 Hmm, Brenda, just, just one thing. 588 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,989 STEVE: Well, you're feeling much better, aren't you? 589 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,957 You slept it off most of the day. 590 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,661 The swelling's down. 591 00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,163 You haven't eaten shellfish in 24 hours. 592 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,499 Look, I don't know, 593 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:05,035 I honestly think we may have turned a corner here. 594 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,807 What? What's wrong? 595 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,576 I'm having an attack of sinusitis. 596 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:20,851 What's wrong? 597 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,821 It's from the trustees of the Estate of Dylan McKay. 598 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:28,358 It's a summons to appear in your father's office tomorrow. 599 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,592 12:00. 600 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:30,794 What for? 601 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,463 He's going after my money. 602 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,798 He's informed the bank 603 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,067 that he's considering freezing my accounts. 604 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,402 What does that mean? 605 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:42,372 That means he's playing for keeps. 606 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,291 Brandon, what's fair is fair. 607 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,593 And what's stupid and insulting is stupid and insulting. 608 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:06,763 Okay, now we all know who got the stupid one. 609 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,999 Steve, if you want to go out with Claire, 610 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,434 just call her up and ask her. 611 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,902 I don't care. I'm not going to make a stink 612 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,405 about some girl who's going back to Florida in a couple days. 613 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,040 But don't make me go out with Rorie 614 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,308 just because you got some fantasy thing about twins. 615 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,476 What if Rorie wants to go out with you? 616 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:23,180 I guarantee you something, 617 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,949 if you call Rorie and tell her 618 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,383 you want to pull a little switcheroo, 619 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,418 her and her sister will be so insulted, 620 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,087 neither of them will ever talk to us again. 621 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,689 You want to bet? 622 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,591 6:30 going once... 623 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:38,027 6:30 going twice... 624 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,031 Sold to the cute girl from Ft. Lauderdale. 625 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,065 Steve, get off the phone. 626 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,600 Right, so I'll see you then. 627 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:47,004 And please tell Rorie I'm glad she's feeling better. 628 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,806 Yeah, you never know, she and Brandon just may hit it off. 629 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:50,774 Steve. 630 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,108 I'll see you around 6:30. 631 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,043 Bye, babe. 632 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,479 Refresh my memory. 633 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,414 Did we have a little wager on this deal here? 634 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,049 Tell me, how'd you know they'd go for it? 635 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,184 Even when you were with Claire, 636 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,720 I sensed there was some chemistry going on between us. 637 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:07,323 I would've said something, but I didn't want to get into 638 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,226 a competitive thing with you over some girl. 639 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,461 Oh, no. Not you, Steve. 640 00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,730 6:30. 641 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,370 Mind if I join you? 642 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,305 Go ahead. 643 00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,578 Donna, when are you going to Europe? 644 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,546 Day after tomorrow. 645 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,114 Well, are you all packed? 646 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:32,115 Oh, my God! 647 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,050 What did I say? 648 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,351 You have to come with me, David. 649 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,652 That's all there is to it. 650 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,854 Donna, I'd get on that plane in a minute if I could, 651 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,823 but if there's any hope of me graduating early, 652 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,091 I've got to go to summer school 653 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,626 and get my math and science requirements 654 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,460 out of the way. I really feel for you, Donna. 655 00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:47,297 I can't believe Kelly's gonna shine on Europe 656 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,266 just so she can stay home and moon over some baby. 657 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,901 She's really flipped out. 658 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,302 No, she hasn't. 659 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,338 I mean, Paris is Paris, 660 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,373 but you have to admit, it's an awfully cute baby. 661 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,844 Yeah, my mom's breast feeding. 662 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,312 It's hard to do all the feedings 663 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,647 without getting sleep deprivation, 664 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,350 so I give her her bottle on the 4:00 shift. 665 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,884 4:00 in the morning? 666 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:09,719 Yeah, but it's worth it. 667 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,988 I get to spend a lot of private time with the baby. 668 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,156 Bren, you have to meet her. 669 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,624 She is so alert, 670 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,626 so precious. 671 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,095 I could just eat her up. 672 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,329 Well, I can't wait. 673 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:20,563 Look, I've got to get off. 674 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,631 Well, call me later. 675 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,632 I will. 676 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,603 Well, here goes nothing. 677 00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:28,471 No, here goes a lot. 678 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,073 Look, Dylan, the fact that 679 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,374 you're going to my father's office 680 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:32,575 to stand up for what's right, 681 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:33,977 means more to me than you'll ever know. 682 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,281 Brenda, your father is my trustee. 683 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:38,548 He sent me a summons. 684 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,283 It's not like I have a choice. 685 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:43,053 But if you did have a choice, 686 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,389 I know you'd be there for me. 687 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:52,762 JIM: It's come to the attention 688 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,530 of the trust that you are currently 689 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:55,966 co-habitating with a minor. 690 00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:00,203 And you are aware that she's under 18. 691 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,473 All right. 692 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,176 As the officer sworn to protect and maintain 693 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,978 the integrity of your estate, 694 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:11,948 it is my obligation not to accept any conduct on your part 695 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,850 which puts the estate at risk... 696 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,952 and by harboring a minor, 697 00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:18,955 you are technically committing statutory rape. 698 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,325 I knew it. 699 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:25,529 Therefore, according to the terms of the trust, 700 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:28,898 I am left with no choice but to impound 701 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,801 any and all assets of the trust 702 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,936 until you cease and desist 703 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,337 in engaging in any activity 704 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:37,473 which is not in the best interest of the trust. 705 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,510 Come on, man, you got a lot of other options 706 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:41,744 instead of going after me. 707 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,480 You just choose not to acknowledge them. 708 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,915 It is not my fault 709 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,285 that you can't communicate with your daughter. 710 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:49,586 You're right. 711 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,154 It's not your fault. 712 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:52,322 It's your problem. 713 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,757 (sighs) 714 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,559 What was I supposed to do? 715 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,628 She showed up on my doorstep. 716 00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:00,063 I didn't want her to move in. 717 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,498 I knew it was a mistake. 718 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,599 I knew it'd make you crazy. 719 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:08,104 And the fact is, my place just isn't all that big. 720 00:30:09,742 --> 00:30:11,141 Things are getting a little bit cramped 721 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:12,175 over there, huh, Dylan? 722 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,644 Yeah, yeah, they are. 723 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,613 All right. 724 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,381 Here's the deal. 725 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,584 Brenda is going to be offered the chance 726 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,185 to study in Paris this summer. 727 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:24,053 If you don't stand in her way, 728 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:27,524 but instead help Cindy and me to convince her 729 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,158 that it's in her best interest to go, 730 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:32,595 well, everyone's problem might just go away. 731 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,464 That's blackmail. 732 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,936 We choose to think of it as... 733 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,838 "creative parenting." 734 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,777 Steve. 735 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,778 Brandon, get dressed. 736 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,646 The girls will be here any minute. 737 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:53,149 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 738 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,718 As a self-respecting twin, 739 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,553 I can't go through with this switcheroo thing. 740 00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,823 Well, it's a little late 741 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,124 for that now, Brandon. 742 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,995 Look, why don't you go out with Claire 743 00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,063 and have a good time. 744 00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:09,465 I'll break it with Rorie. 745 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,435 Whatever. 746 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,537 I just never figured you for a PG-13 kind of guy. 747 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:22,612 Rorie. 748 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,448 Uh, Brandon's over there. 749 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,654 Hi, Rorie. 750 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,856 Hi, Brandon. 751 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:39,329 Listen, this is going to sound absurd but... 752 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,498 You're not Rorie. 753 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,033 Shh...! 754 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,968 Someone's got to teach him a lesson. 755 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,210 Well, we can go to dinner now 756 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,978 or we could go upstairs to my mom's cabana 757 00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,547 and watch the sunset. 758 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,749 It's a killer view. 759 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:02,319 What do you say, Claire? 760 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,554 Let's go for it, big boy. 761 00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,762 Hey. 762 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,096 Why didn't you call? 763 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,397 I've been climbing the walls. 764 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,534 After the meeting, I just got in the car and drove. 765 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,869 It was that bad, huh? 766 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,173 Actually, no. 767 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,574 I just needed some time 768 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,110 to sort a few things out. 769 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,311 (speed dialing) 770 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,378 You know your red dress? 771 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,214 Yeah. 772 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,749 Put it on. 773 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:34,083 We're going out? 774 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:35,885 Uh-huh, dinner at your parent's house. 775 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,021 We have to be there in about a half an hour. 776 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,056 No way, Dylan. Not with the way my father's 777 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,491 been treating us. Brenda. 778 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:42,925 Dylan, no. 779 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,095 And with the way he's been hassling you about your estate, 780 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,196 I don't want to go over there ever again, and that's that. 781 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:49,966 No, Bren, that is not that. 782 00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,043 Wait till you taste my patented mucho marvelous 783 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,277 mango margaritas. 784 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:02,578 Hey, if you're gonna be drinking, 785 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:03,713 I don't want to be driving with you. 786 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:06,950 Well, in that case, 787 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,652 we'll just have to stay here all night. 788 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,020 Oh, that ought to be interesting. 789 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:19,095 I've wanted to do that since I first saw you. 790 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,265 Hey, didn't you say the same thing to Rorie 791 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,600 the night you took her to the crab house? 792 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,903 No, no, Rorie and I had nothing going on. 793 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:29,005 She's a good sport... 794 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:31,808 she's boring. 795 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,710 You think so? 796 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:36,479 Yeah. 797 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,985 She's not nearly as hot or sexy as you are. 798 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:53,997 Let's do it. 799 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,099 Let's go for it. 800 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,101 Come on, Claire. 801 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,704 I'm not Claire, you dumb guy, I'm Rorie. 802 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,839 What? 803 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,710 You are such a slimy seal, 804 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,645 you couldn't even tell the difference. 805 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,216 (doorbell rings) 806 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:16,619 Good timing! 807 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:17,787 Just took the fish off the grill. 808 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:18,788 I'm not hungry. 809 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:21,625 Well, why don't you come in anyway? 810 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,793 Fine. As long as you both understand 811 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,895 the only reason I'm here is because Dylan asked me. 812 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,731 It's nice to see you, too, sweetie. 813 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,201 Brenda, can I speak to you for a moment, please? 814 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,704 Look, I know you're angry, 815 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:36,372 but could you please try not to say something 816 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,241 you're going to regret later? 817 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,677 Fine. I won't say anything at all. 818 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:55,925 Sauce is 819 00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:57,227 delicious, dear. 820 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:58,495 Thank you. 821 00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,862 It's a pink bearnaise. 822 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,098 It's made with tomatoes and peppers and zucchini. 823 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,834 Sounds very original. 824 00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:09,172 Well, it's from my authentic April in Paris cookbook. 825 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,241 You ought to give it to Donna. 826 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,276 Or to you. 827 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,445 What? 828 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,013 Do you have the envelope? 829 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,591 This is a round-trip ticket to Paris. 830 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,728 Look. Has your name on it. 831 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:34,630 And I understand there's a lycee on the Rue Des Jardins 832 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,332 that is holding a space for you 833 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:39,368 under the name of Kelly Taylor. 834 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,803 You're actually sending me to Paris? 835 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,338 Well, it gives us some breathing space, 836 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,040 and a way to start all over again when you get back. 837 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,545 And a clever way to keep me from Dylan. 838 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:49,846 Brenda... 839 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,548 That's what this is all about, isn't it? 840 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,950 A bribe. 841 00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:57,220 A way to buy my love. 842 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,289 God! This is so Beverly Hills! 843 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:00,824 I can't believe I'm sitting in the same room with you! 844 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,057 Bren... 845 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,430 Have any other suggestions? 846 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,040 DYLAN: Brenda, you got to calm down. 847 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,176 I'll be fine as soon as I get out of this house. 848 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,811 No. Listen to me. 849 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,579 You're not thinking clearly here. 850 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,548 If I'm not, Dylan, it's because of them. 851 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,617 Look, they are manipulative. 852 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,385 They are arrogant. They are mean. 853 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:31,254 Well, yeah, They're your parents. 854 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,356 But, Bren, they're not perfect, okay? 855 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:34,724 So who is? 856 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,725 Listen to you. 857 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,927 I'm being realistic here, okay? 858 00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:40,463 So what if your father's motives are bogus and heavy-handed? 859 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,699 So what if he's trying to set our agenda for us again? 860 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:45,768 We are talking about a chance to see Paris, okay? 861 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,304 I've been there. You haven't. 862 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,873 And I think that you're making a big mistake 863 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,073 if you let this opportunity 864 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,542 to see that part of the world slip by 865 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,744 just because your father pushes you too hard, 866 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:55,912 and doesn't know when to let go. 867 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:57,313 Do you know what I'm saying? 868 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,485 Look, Brenda, it's obvious that you are 869 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,655 as frustrated and angry with us as we are with you. 870 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,958 But you should know that sending you to Paris 871 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:12,528 was my brilliant idea, not your father's. In fact, 872 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,130 he predicted you'd see it as a ploy 873 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,465 to keep you and Dylan apart. 874 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:17,767 Are you telling me the thought 875 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,202 never even entered into your mind? 876 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:22,806 Look, maybe it did, but I just 877 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:25,608 don't want to see you make the same mistake I did. 878 00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,210 Oh, come on, mom. 879 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,844 When you and dad lived together before you got married, 880 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,880 you guys managed to survive. 881 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,449 That's not what I'm talking about. 882 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:35,585 I'm talking about... 883 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:40,690 Look, when I was in college, 884 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,160 I was going to spend my junior year at the Sorbonne in Paris. 885 00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:47,530 And then I met your father, 886 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,533 and I decided to stay in Minnesota. 887 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,302 Well, everyone thought I was a complete fool, 888 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,605 but I insisted I knew exactly what I was doing. 889 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,674 I'd have plenty of time to travel after I graduated. 890 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,711 And, of course, 20 years later, 891 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,914 I've never been to Paris or London 892 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,582 or anywhere, really. 893 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:07,817 Except Beverly Hills. 894 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,353 So are you saying 895 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,989 I could still go to Paris if I wanted to? 896 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:17,560 Well, it's probably easier to send you to Paris 897 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,161 than to keep you locked up in the basement 898 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,496 for the rest of the summer. 899 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,631 Especially considering we don't have a basement. 900 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,401 Look, honey, whether you go or not, 901 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,836 we're going to get through this. 902 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:28,571 We really will. 903 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,909 So you just let us know what you want to do. 904 00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:44,187 Why are things always so complicated? 905 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:48,925 I don't know. Seems pretty simple to me, really. 906 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,794 You just get on a plane, and have the time of your life. 907 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,029 What about us? 908 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:58,935 Us? Well, if our relationship can't stand six weeks 909 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:02,538 without seeing each other, maybe your father's right. 910 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,540 We don't belong together. 911 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,283 Dylan. 912 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,652 Jim. 913 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,255 I understand my daughter's going to be on a plane tomorrow. 914 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:20,724 You got what you wanted. 915 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,592 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 916 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,128 With Brenda, one learns to distinguish 917 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:26,896 between what you want and what you get. 918 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,899 You can say that again. 919 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:33,202 In any event, I think having her go to Paris 920 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,238 might just be the best thing for all of us. 921 00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:36,940 I think it's the best thing for Brenda, 922 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,274 and that's why I went along with it, 923 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:39,408 and didn't tell her about the little chat 924 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,978 in your office today. 925 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,679 I appreciate that. 926 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,784 In the future, 927 00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:50,019 I would appreciate it, 928 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:52,321 regardless of what happens with me and Brenda, 929 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,690 or you and Brenda, 930 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,025 if you want something from me, 931 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,626 you don't have to put a loaded gun at my head. 932 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:58,727 Just ask me. 933 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,696 Okay. 934 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:01,897 See you around. 935 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,534 Take care of yourself, son. 936 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:12,074 So Brenda lies to my parents, throws temper tantrums, 937 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,776 runs away to Dylan's house, 938 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,712 and what does she get for her punishment? 939 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,947 She gets to go spend the summer in Paris. 940 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,482 What's wrong with this picture? 941 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:20,783 Well, it's a strange world, Brandon, 942 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,318 and it's getting stranger every day. 943 00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:23,452 Maybe I should just go get drunk 944 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,087 and crash my car again. 945 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:26,355 Or, better yet, get a couple of hookers 946 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,625 and have a little orgy in front of Jim and Cindy. 947 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:31,027 Just make sure they're not twins. 948 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,129 Rorie laid it on pretty thick, huh? 949 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,599 Yeah. I'd say it ranked as one of the top ten 950 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,935 most humiliating moments in my life. 951 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:42,138 Then I wonder why I'm lonely. 952 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,040 Well, hey, buddy, I guarantee you, 953 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,041 by the end of this summer, 954 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,042 we're going to find you a woman 955 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,576 if it's the last thing we do. 956 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:48,944 Hi, guys. 957 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:51,146 Oh, hey, Andrea. 958 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:54,217 Listen. My parents are having a little bon voyage party 959 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,385 for Brenda 'cause she's going to Paris for the summer and... 960 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,988 Lucky girl! Say good-bye to her for me, okay? 961 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,524 Jay! I'm sorry. I got to go. Bye. 962 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,525 Okay. 963 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,096 Hey. Hi. 964 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,633 Hard to believe 965 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:13,035 Andrea's still going out with Jay Thurman. 966 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,971 He's the former editor of The Blaze, you know. 967 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,741 I know who he is, Steve. Thanks. 968 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,576 You know what we're going to do 969 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,910 after we find you a girl? 970 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,246 What? 971 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,514 We got to find me one, too. 972 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:31,554 Obviously, these past few weeks have been very rocky. 973 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:36,859 Frankly, life's too short to be fighting with you all the time. 974 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:38,594 I know. 975 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,367 You're going to be a senior next year. 976 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:46,269 You're going to be going to college. 977 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,638 You have your whole life ahead of you. 978 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,373 It's no fun going through life 979 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,576 without the love and support of your parents. 980 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,911 Believe me, I know what that feels like. 981 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,215 So, when you're in Paris this summer, 982 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:01,217 I would hope that you'll think long and hard 983 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,586 about the kind of relationship you want to have 984 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:08,591 with me and your mother and your brother. 985 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,527 If I don't stop talking, you're going to miss the plane. 986 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:15,732 Thanks, Daddy. 987 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,233 Not just for sending me, 988 00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:18,734 but for giving me another chance. 989 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:30,480 I'll write you every day, 990 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,281 and I'll call you every Sunday morning-- 991 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:35,351 or maybe Sunday night-- depends on if the rates change. 992 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,353 Call me anytime. I'll be here. 993 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,057 Safe trip. Okay. Bye. 994 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,995 You do lead a charmed life. You know that. 995 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:49,832 Take care of them for me, will you? 996 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,768 You take care of yourself. 997 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,640 Bye, Brandon. 998 00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:59,141 Have fun, okay? 999 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:05,047 I can't believe this is really happening. 1000 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:07,283 Me either. 1001 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:10,520 Now I got to start doing my own laundry again. 1002 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,255 I'll miss you, too, Dylan. 1003 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:13,689 Go on. 1004 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:18,527 Just, uh... don't fall in love over there, okay? 1005 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,696 That goes for you, too. 1006 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:34,243 Oh, God! 1007 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,644 Are you sad? 1008 00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:37,480 Uh-uh. Petrified. 1009 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,281 I hate flying. 1010 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,324 Just think, Kel. You could have been on that van. 1011 00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:50,893 Yep. 1012 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,628 I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town. 1013 00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:53,929 I don't know. 1014 00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:55,497 We might get together sometime. 1015 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,332 Oh, Kelly. 1016 00:43:57,401 --> 00:44:00,235 Hey, I might even get together with you. 1017 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,638 Really? I might just hold you to that.